Definitions by Crixxus
Fizzers
The tiny balls of fluff, faecal matter & other detritus that form in the arse crack that fizz and breakdown on contact with saliva
"I was eating out my girlfriend's ass last night & got a mouthful of fizzers. A few of them had a solid core of apple pips and chia seeds"
Blindwiping
The act of wiping one's ass and dropping the soiled tissue straight into the toilet without inspecting it thus not knowing when one's ass is clean and poo free.
"Have you seen Simon's underwear, they're always full of skid-marks"
"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"
"Yeah, that's because he's been Blindwiping all of his life!"
Blindwiping by Crixxus July 19, 2025
Cockspooning
When a couple are spooning & the man behind lies with his cock inserted in his partners vagina or anus.
" I love cockspooning with my girlfriend, I just put my cock inside her & let it soak while we fall asleep!"
Cockspooning by Crixxus June 2, 2020