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Cockspooning 

When a couple are spooning & the man behind lies with his cock inserted in his partners vagina or anus.
" I love cockspooning with my girlfriend, I just put my cock inside her & let it soak while we fall asleep!"
Cockspooning by Crixxus June 2, 2020
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Cockpooning 

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.
Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!
Cockpooning by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

cocksploding 

The act of a a woman totally pwning a man using wit combined with hyperintelligence so viciously that his cock literally explodes out of fear and shock.
Alexandra: Kaitlyn is cocksploding Barry with her dazzling wit.

Austin: OMG Iknowrite? But I think my cock is still intact. Lemme check.

Cockooning 

When a man tries to wrap himself around you post-hookup like a clingy emotional burrito because he "felt a connection."
I let him hit once and now hes cockooning me. He said I'm his muse.
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