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Cock Shove

Verb: A cock shove when you get a girl on her back, pull off her pants and/or underwear, and shove your cock in her pussy REAL FAST. It can be rape, or not.
Alex: She was totally asking for it! I threw her to the floor, pulled off her pants and cock shoved her!
Tom: NICE!
Cock Shove by 0011101001000100 December 5, 2009
Words you can keep

cock shovel 

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out
Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night
cock shovel by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

cock shivers

The feeling that a man experiences immediately before dumping his nuts in a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced by a man receiving a rim job.
I got a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job while my friends watched.
cock shivers by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

cock shivers

A condition that exists when a man is approaching his climax while being orally gratified. The feeling you get right before dumping your nuts while getting a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced when a man is getting a rim job.
I had a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job in front of all of my friends.
cock shivers by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

Cock faced shovel monkey. 

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.
What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.
Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.
shovel cock by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress
*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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