shovelcock
shovelcock by andrewhart February 23, 2005
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shovelfuck
shovelfuck by tumme April 21, 2008
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shovelfuck
To mess someone up with a shovel.
Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
shovelfuck by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009
shovel cock
shovel cock by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015
Shivelpock
Shivelpock by Deadguy420 March 23, 2017
shovelfuck
To mess someone up with a shovel.
Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
shovelfuck by Gabe Swinton January 7, 2009
Shoveldick
Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.
Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013
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