shovelcock

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.

me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock

by andrewhart February 23, 2005

shovelfuck

when you sleep with a shovel face.

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!

by tumme April 21, 2008

shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

Shivelpock

A wart type Mark on a males ball sack that won't go away..

You have a shivelpock on your balls and it looks bad.

by Deadguy420 March 23, 2017

shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 7, 2009

Shoveldick

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.

Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.

by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013