Cock Knocked

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While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

Cock Knocked by AANDZ September 15, 2011

Words you can keep

cock-knocked ass clown

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

cock-knocked ass clown by seve December 12, 2006

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

Cock knocker by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

cock knocker by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

Cock Knocker by Alex December 5, 2003

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

Cock-knockery by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

cock-knocker by celestia April 10, 2006

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026