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CASE OF THE COBIES 

Coughing after one drag of a joint.
Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.

Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

Cosbiesque 

Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.
Cosbiesque by Peaceforus4ever January 6, 2020
Word of the Day on February 25, 2020
a slang term in the north east of england for ecstacy tablets.This came from the name of a biscuit factory where they were sold under the counter
"av just got four cowies for a tenner"
"cowied off me nut"
"look at his cowie jaw!"
cowies by cowiemuncherdorey July 2, 2008
The best guy any one could ask for!! He's sweet, kind, loving, compassionate, adorable, and hilarious. Hes very loving and understanding. He also has a very kinky side to him, but also a very gentle side.
I love Cobie so much!! He's just so amazing and I never want to loose him!!
Cobie by MaryGrace___ June 2, 2016

Drop Off Some Cosbies 

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.
Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.
Drop Off Some Cosbies by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004