Coalroast

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When someone tries to roast you unsuccessfully; producing no “gems” but only “coal”.

Darrell tried to insult my striped sweater, but I interrupted to point out he’d worn his flea market DBZ shirt for four days in a row. It was a coalroast.

Coalroast by LuxuriousTaint October 1, 2025

Words you can keep

Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.

"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

Coalposting by some anime pfp May 5, 2023

Related Words

Coalroast • coal boasting • Coalposting • caroasted • Cockroast • Clam Roast • cod roaster • corn roast 8

caroasted

when you destroy someone so bad that they should die

get caroasted old man

caroasted by caroasted November 7, 2018

Cockroast

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis

Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.

Cockroast by Lilpds July 28, 2010

Coalposting

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!

Coalposting by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023

Coalposting

A term used on internet forums to refer to a post that makes baseless accusations of another member of the community without any evidence or proof backing up their claim.

Coined by user u4d4 of V3rmillion, in April of 2026.

@Yanayer: In this thread I will expose Canabi... He designed a stealer to steal people's items in-game. (No evidence, screenshots, anything)

@u4d4: There's not a single screenshot of evidence of the script and scam in action pls stop coalposting

Coalposting by fqy April 19, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026