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Coalroast

When someone tries to roast you unsuccessfully; producing no “gems” but only “coal”.
Darrell tried to insult my striped sweater, but I interrupted to point out he’d worn his flea market DBZ shirt for four days in a row. It was a coalroast.
by LuxuriousTaint October 1, 2025
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Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
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caroasted

when you destroy someone so bad that they should die
get caroasted old man
by caroasted November 7, 2018
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Cockroast

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis
Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.
by Lilpds July 28, 2010
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Coalposting

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!
by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023
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