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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

caroasted 

when you destroy someone so bad that they should die
get caroasted old man
caroasted by caroasted November 7, 2018

Cockroast 

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis
Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.
Cockroast by Lilpds July 28, 2010

Coalposting 

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.
Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!
Coalposting by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023

Coalposting

A term used on internet forums to refer to a post that makes baseless accusations of another member of the community without any evidence or proof backing up their claim.

Coined by user u4d4 of V3rmillion, in April of 2026.
@Yanayer: In this thread I will expose Canabi... He designed a stealer to steal people's items in-game. (No evidence, screenshots, anything)

@u4d4: There's not a single screenshot of evidence of the script and scam in action pls stop coalposting
Coalposting by fqy April 19, 2026
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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