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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
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Coalposting 

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.
Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!
Coalposting by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023

Coalposting

A term used on internet forums to refer to a post that makes baseless accusations of another member of the community without any evidence or proof backing up their claim.

Coined by user u4d4 of V3rmillion, in April of 2026.
@Yanayer: In this thread I will expose Canabi... He designed a stealer to steal people's items in-game. (No evidence, screenshots, anything)

@u4d4: There's not a single screenshot of evidence of the script and scam in action pls stop coalposting
Coalposting by fqy April 19, 2026

catposting 

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.
I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.
catposting by Mattjod May 17, 2022

Copeposting 

Another word for damage control.
Indication of a insecure person with a big ego.
Usually projection of a person upon another person or a group of the person's problems
I was having a good time with my friends but one of them started copeposting about his girlfriend so we sat him down.
Copeposting by Moonlover98 December 7, 2018

catposting 

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".
a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle
catposting by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

Composting 

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
Composting by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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