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Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
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Coalposting

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!
by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023
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catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.
I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.
by Mattjod May 17, 2022
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Copeposting

Another word for damage control.
Indication of a insecure person with a big ego.
Usually projection of a person upon another person or a group of the person's problems
I was having a good time with my friends but one of them started copeposting about his girlfriend so we sat him down.
by Moonlover98 December 7, 2018
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catposting

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".
a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle
by Heriek112 September 14, 2023
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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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Composting

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
by Jebediah T July 21, 2011
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