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Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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coasted  

It's half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). That point of full relaxation.
After a tough 3 hours of Smash Brothers Brawl last night, I laid on the couch for 5 mintues and I was coasted ...Nice.
coasted by Fish and Sac October 29, 2008

canasted 

To be heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or illicit substances.
Julien gets canasted every Saturday and does stupid things. I am worried about him.
canasted by Annunziata August 17, 2007
capaste; capasting; to get highly intoxicated with alcohol and/or marijuana; drunk; a period of drunkenness; plastered
Man, we're going to get soo capasted this weekend!
capasted by lorrizzee October 18, 2009

carwashed 

1. To be defeated or thrashed in a game of any sort.

2. To be outsmarted

3. Synonym for owned
You just got carwashed
carwashed by JakIsDead May 12, 2008
When somebody says something that they will do, and somebody then says 'coasted', this mean the person who said the statement has to what they just said, and if the person that said it doesn't do it then they get slapped by whoever heard the 'coasted'
Example 1
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

Person 1: #doesnt do it#
Person 2: #slap in the face#

Example 2
person 1: i'm going to jump of the roof
Person 2: coasted

person 1: #jumps off the roof#
Person 2: cool #no slap#
Coasted by YoYo69 April 1, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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