Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.

I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.

by trollface moment March 8, 2022

curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Clurd

A cheese made out of genital fluids.

I made her eat my clurd

by TheMidSizeCheese May 25, 2008

Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas

Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!

by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022

curdskirtin

When you and a gang of your friends dress up in very slippery clothing on a rainy night and go sliding down hysterically wet hills into puddles.

Chris: Dude, did you see Sadex curdskirt all the way down that hill?
Antonio: Yeah, let us go check if he is drowning.
Chris: No, he is a big guy now, he can handle it.

by Tyler Sadex June 10, 2004

Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

Taint curds

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.

An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010