333 definitions by lauren

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.
Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?
by lauren October 23, 2004
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a person who does not drink any alcohol
"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."
by lauren August 31, 2003
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"shit, i gotta run to the bathroom, i have the drips again"
by lauren August 31, 2003
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seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first
"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"
by lauren September 1, 2003
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being grounded
"hey man, can you hang out?" "sorry dude, im on the ground until september"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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that.
if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"
by lauren August 31, 2003
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