333 definitions by lauren

tear shit up

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.

Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?

by lauren October 23, 2004

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003

"shit, i gotta run to the bathroom, i have the drips again"

by lauren August 31, 2003

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

"hey man, can you hang out?" "sorry dude, im on the ground until september"

by lauren August 30, 2003

that.

if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"

by lauren August 31, 2003