curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

Curds and Whey

When you are banging your lady in the poop shoot and she is agape, you spin around and defecate into her anus, then rotate back around to continue anal coitus until ejaculating into your own feces.

I met this girl the other night at the bar, she was so nasty i had to give her the old curds and whey.

by Wookenator September 8, 2018

Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas

Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!

by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022

Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

Taint curds

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.

An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

purse curds

A nasty, gooey yeast infection.

Bro, don't mess with Jessica. She's got a brutal case of purse curds.

by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017