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curds my cheese
curds my cheese by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016
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Curds and Whey
When you are banging your lady in the poop shoot and she is agape, you spin around and defecate into her anus, then rotate back around to continue anal coitus until ejaculating into your own feces.
I met this girl the other night at the bar, she was so nasty i had to give her the old curds and whey.
Curds and Whey by Wookenator September 8, 2018
Coochie Curds
Coochie Curds by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022
Schloob Curds
The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
Schloob Curds by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009
Taint curds
Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
Taint curds by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010
purse curds
purse curds by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017
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