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The act of rubbing one's hand in a sexually suggestive manner, from the top of someone's head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. This is done with a blank stare of the Cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the Clowesee.
Dude, that guy just got Clowesed! *Scream heard in background*
Clowes by Demenxia June 8, 2009
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clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.
Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

closest friend 

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)
closest friend by yrame September 10, 2012

crowes nest 

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him
crowes nest by jackman330 October 23, 2010

Closest person to you 

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .
Who is the closest person to you?