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The act of rubbing one's hand in a sexually suggestive manner, from the top of someone's head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. This is done with a blank stare of the Cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the Clowesee.
Dude, that guy just got Clowesed! *Scream heard in background*
Clowes by Demenxia June 8, 2009
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tom clowes 

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

clownsident 

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.
Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?
clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Clownsona 

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.
"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."
Clownsona by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

closest friend 

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.
May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)
closest friend by yrame September 10, 2012

crowes nest 

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him
crowes nest by jackman330 October 23, 2010

Closest person to you 

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .
Who is the closest person to you?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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