clothstrophobia

A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.

Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.

by AStrunkMan69 May 30, 2022

Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

by Theman123 April 27, 2019

clothestrophobia

The fear of wearing too tight of clothes, or over-constricting attire. This irrational fear could be due to a variety of reasons including the desire to conform to an urban dress code, or simply due to a low body image.

Jenny: Man, Richie sags his pants constantly! Look at how ghetto he is!
Billy: Yeah, man, he's totally got clothestrophobia. I have never seen him wear proper fitting jeans!

by Lenny & Bridget December 20, 2008

Clothestrophobic

When one is caught in one's own clothes while trying to put them on or while taking it off.

Person A: Hey, I was stuck in my dress yesterday when I was taking it off. It was quite scary.
Person B: I believe that you're clothestrophobic from that experience.

by Rei_Uchiha May 10, 2010

clothestrophobia

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.

Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Clothestraphobia

The feeling of urgency, fear and panic after becoming stuck or unable to take off a piece of clothing

"The tie string on my pants is too tight, I'm getting Clothestraphobia"

by GM Flumph October 7, 2020

Clothestrophobic

The fear of being trapped in your own clothes i.e. Tight shirts, socks, jean etc.

As Mike started to freak out trying to take his turtleneck sweater off he screamed "HELP! Get this off of me, I'm CLOTHESTROPHOBIC"

by Darkwroth July 13, 2021