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Clogged Toilet 

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Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
Clogged Toilet by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Clogged dump 

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Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
Clogged dump by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

clodge 

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Hmm, my clodge certainly does smell this morning. I wonder if it was something I ate?
clodge by Rodnip April 27, 2003

clogged up 

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a vagina with a penis inside it.
Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.
clogged up by skeenster April 14, 2010

tubes are clogged 

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A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
tubes are clogged by Chad H July 25, 2006

Clodger 

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The vagina of a woman with a masculine appearance and/or personality.
Cor, yeah, I love a bit of clodger.
Clodger by EdgarFree October 21, 2010
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Overstand 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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