Clodged

A bunch of stuff smushed together into a messy but usable thing

This bridge is totally clodged together, But i guess we can drive over it.

by TheNameIsTanya August 2, 2022

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

clodge

Slang word for a Vagina

Hmm, my clodge certainly does smell this morning. I wonder if it was something I ate?

by Rodnip April 27, 2003

clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.

Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.

by skeenster April 14, 2010

tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

Clodger

The vagina of a woman with a masculine appearance and/or personality.

Cor, yeah, I love a bit of clodger.

by EdgarFree October 21, 2010