Clogged

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When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.

Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?

50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.

Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!

50 Cent: Ok...

Clogged by rapper97 June 30, 2011

Words you can keep

Clogged

Full of cum, cum dumped

Haha that’s ok I expect the character to be thoroughly clogged

Clogged by TR077 December 24, 2022

Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re

You’re so clogged you can barley speak

Clogged by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023

Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you are sorta like you’re in discomfort and everyone around you can feel those same vibes it’s just clogged

Jeremy - “Chief was it clogged at the wedding?”

Chief - It was very clogged at first until later on

Jeremy - sounds clogged

Clogged by IOhLongJohnson October 8, 2023

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

Clogged Toilet by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

Clogged dump by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.

Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.

clogged up by skeenster April 14, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026