Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.

I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned

by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009

Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone

Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

clockstrings

Body hair on a female like sαяαн from ares. Hahahahha

Ko0bf4c3> Damn those clockstrings on sarah are gross dude.

sαяαн> Up yours!

A woman with a hairy vaguba & armpits that looks like dick strawbridges tash.

by Ko0bf4c3 June 5, 2011

COCKSTRONAUT

One who sucks cock so hard that the cum explosion launches them into space. A cockstronaut may be male/female

She sucked my cock so hard I turned her into a cockstronaut.

by bosvark May 13, 2011

cockstrong

One who's cock and usually balls, can withstand excessive punishment. In fact, they are so strong that they become the possessor's greatest offensive weapon.

"I wouldn't mess with Johnny."

"Why not?"

"His cock is bigger than yours, in fact, it can walk right through the door."

"With a feeling so pure?"

"Yeah, he's cockstrong."

by CF Hunk June 3, 2006

Cockstrong

One strong dude. Typically a Southern Redneck, clad in overalls, big beard and guns for arms.

That's one cockstrong mf'er.

by Mackey Shmackey April 19, 2018