Clockstrone Share definition Flag A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag. I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned Clockstrone by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Clockstrone mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch