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when a guys talk game is winning the women over!

My game is cockstronge to these dames!

cockstronge by iam OsoMaRvElOuS June 5, 2016

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cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

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Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

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Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone

Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.

Cockstrong by Anonymous June 12, 2003

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cocksponge

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.

Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.

cocksponge by Protest your hero July 9, 2007

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COCKSTRONAUT

One who sucks cock so hard that the cum explosion launches them into space. A cockstronaut may be male/female

She sucked my cock so hard I turned her into a cockstronaut.

COCKSTRONAUT by bosvark May 13, 2011

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cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

cockstridge by ryan October 2, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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