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ChonkStonks 

When Your friend is talking some stonks and he’s a chonk
Guy 1 : I sold my shovel and made $25

Guy 2 : ChonkStonks
ChonkStonks by ChonkManeus August 31, 2020

Cockstoned 

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockston 

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

cocktone 

To screw over your fellow group members for personal gain. Also, to display a high and mighty attitude.
Wow, you totally cocktoned me, I hope you burn in hell.
cocktone by JoeBob69 July 16, 2008

Clockstrone 

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.
I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026