COCKSTRONAUT

One who sucks cock so hard that the cum explosion launches them into space. A cockstronaut may be male/female

She sucked my cock so hard I turned her into a cockstronaut.

COCKSTRONAUT by bosvark May 13, 2011

Cockronaut 

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008

Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.

“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”

Cockstranaut by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.

“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”

Cockstranaut by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025