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Clockstop

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.
Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!
by Izsargreg February 11, 2010
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Cockstockton

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
by matty new January 24, 2009
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Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"
by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008
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cockstop

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009
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cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
by Ga' November 21, 2003
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cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
by silkpouch September 22, 2007
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cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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