Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.

Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?

Clock-eyed by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006

cock eyed rice slapper 

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

cock eyed rice slapper by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

crock-eyed 

A mixture of being cross-eyed and cock-eyed.

I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.

crock-eyed by yamsTHEman August 14, 2010

Cock Eyed 

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017

cock eyed bitch 

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

cock eyed bitch by phil March 9, 2004

Cock Eyed Bumble 

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

Cock Eyed Bumble by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011

cock eyed 

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

cock eyed by Dat Blood July 29, 2008