10 definition by Matoman

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A guy who keeps blowing smoke up his own arse on Urban Dictionary.
I wish that matt would fuck the hell off and go to bed.
by Matoman February 20, 2017

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A person who cant see straight.
That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.
by Matoman February 19, 2017

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Australian slang for underpants.
Dont forget ya Reg Grundies mate.
by Matoman February 18, 2017

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Australian Slang for sister.
Ahh Cmon mate, shes me blood blister.
by Matoman February 18, 2017

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Bad rug for the genital area.
Nice pubes baby.
Aww Shucks, its my new Merken.
by Matoman February 19, 2017

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A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.
Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde
by Matoman February 18, 2017

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Australian Slang for a person whos full of shit.
Ahh Shut up yer fucken Show bag.
by Matoman February 19, 2017

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