Clitouche

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.

1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

clintonchese

a fat slut that has down under cheese smeared between her legs. she has large puthy lips and enjoys eating lasagne with dick cheese.

she has clintonchese and she’s built like the letter Q

by pussyslayer69696969696969 May 4, 2021

clitsucker

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted

Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.

by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

clitfucker

Someone who knows the definition to every word in urban dictionary.

Person one: Hey, clitfucker, what does Mr. Skullhead mean?

Person two: That's easy. That's when you fuck the clit.

by JerkioBaturkio October 17, 2006

douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 15, 2010