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Clitouche 

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.
1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."
Clitouche by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007
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cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful
I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

clintonchese 

a fat slut that has down under cheese smeared between her legs. she has large puthy lips and enjoys eating lasagne with dick cheese.
she has clintonchese and she’s built like the letter Q

clitsucker 

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted
Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.
clitsucker by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

Clitches 

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.
I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!
Clitches by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

clitfucker 

Someone who knows the definition to every word in urban dictionary.
Person one: Hey, clitfucker, what does Mr. Skullhead mean?

Person two: That's easy. That's when you fuck the clit.
clitfucker by JerkioBaturkio October 17, 2006

douche cartouche 

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.
They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.
douche cartouche by Braincase January 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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