Cartouche

The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter)

After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof.

Cartouche by SexGuru September 1, 2014

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

cartouche bag by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

cartouche bag by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010

douche cartouche 

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

douche cartouche by Braincase January 15, 2010

Douche cartouche 

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

Douche cartouche by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022

catroaches

Felines that breed rapidly and over populate an area. Like cockroaches they are to many in one place.

The catroaches multiplied quickly and swarmed the house.

catroaches by jpg3 January 10, 2013

cartouch 

Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does

Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work

Your project was a cartouch.

I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.

cartouch by New Gamer March 10, 2019