10 definitions by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW

IPS

Inverted Penis Syndrome. Very rare. Pretty self explanatory.

Dude, do you have IPS?

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW May 31, 2007

morass

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.

Look at that morass of people.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 13, 2007

Rumours

Album by Fleetwood Mac. Released in 1974.

One of the greatest albums of all time. Every track is a hit, and every track is perfect for making love.

Sorry, I can't hang out right now. I'm listening to Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. I'm going to be MIA for the next hour.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW June 28, 2011

UFIA

A high school Ultimate Frisbee club with the initials of UFIA to have double meaning. It is an excuse to display the acronym of "Unsolicited Finger in the Anus" but at the same time, for an ignorant school administration, "Ultimate Frisbee Is Awesome."

We wear UFIA tee shirts around school.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 21, 2007

Clitouche

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.

1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 15, 2007

HOOP STAR

guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.

"Hey Ben, go long!"

"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"

*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*

"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 7, 2007

holla at cha boy

1. term of endearment meaning talk to you later, or see ya later

2. term used by trap stars to imply that he has the goods and if some one wants some, they should call him, or tell him

1. "Hey, I'ma roll. Holla at cha boy!"

2. "I got that good WEEED!! HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!"

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 12, 2007