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clitche by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012
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Clutcher
(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.
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pearl clutcher
An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
pearl clutcher by Emdeecee January 3, 2008
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pearl-clutcher
An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.
pearl-clutcher by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018
clicheic
"The story we read in class today was so clicheic; I was bored out of my mind by its disturbing predictability and lack of originality."
clicheic by shokalatte July 22, 2009
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