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when someone you’re talking to that’s is very attractive but says something that annoys, frustrates or upsets you

‘josh is such a clitache’

clitache by sweetc4ndy December 26, 2023

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Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

Clitches by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

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clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

clitche by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

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clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

clitcher by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010

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clitatheist

Clitatheist: One who does not believe in the existence of the female clitoris.

Guy 1: The clit is not real. It's a myth.

Guy 2: What are you some kind of clitatheist?

clitatheist by The Bullshit Flag July 6, 2011

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Clitchening

Cleaning the kitchen (said when you have to leave a call real quick).

"Guys I'll be right back, gotta clitchening"

Clitchening by Pissygirl November 17, 2020

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Clitchen

clean kitchen; meant to describe a clean kitchen

"I'm shocked! I never expected to see a proper clitchen!"

Clitchen by Kr0w June 9, 2022

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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