clitache

when someone you’re talking to that’s is very attractive but says something that annoys, frustrates or upsets you

‘josh is such a clitache’

by sweetc4ndy December 26, 2023

Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

clitcher

a boy who is only good for one thing, ... to deal with that itch on your clit that you just cant quite scratch on your own

dude its not like im gonna dat ehim he's a clitcher

by saywhosayswhat April 1, 2010

clitatheist

Clitatheist: One who does not believe in the existence of the female clitoris.

Guy 1: The clit is not real. It's a myth.

Guy 2: What are you some kind of clitatheist?

by The Bullshit Flag July 6, 2011

Clitchening

Cleaning the kitchen (said when you have to leave a call real quick).

"Guys I'll be right back, gotta clitchening"

by Pissygirl November 17, 2020

Clitchen

clean kitchen; meant to describe a clean kitchen

"I'm shocked! I never expected to see a proper clitchen!"

by Kr0w June 9, 2022