clitaurus

This is an excellent nickname to give your car if you happen to drive a Ford Taurus, especially if it is rather old and beat up.

Pete should drive, I haven't rode in the Clitaurus for quite awhile.

by Los Springsteen March 2, 2005

CliTaurus

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

by RGF_109 February 17, 2019

ford clitaurus

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009