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CliTaurus 

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.
A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."
CliTaurus by RGF_109 February 17, 2019

ford clitaurus 

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.
ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

ford clitaurus 

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
ford clitaurus by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

clitorusty 

Out of practice at oral sex.
My girlfriend & I tried foreplay but I was a tad bit clitorusty.
clitorusty by Clifwith1f August 16, 2009

Clitosaurus

noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.
She is a Clitosaurus
Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011

Clitasaurus Rex 

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009