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clitosaurus

1. The cavernous vagina of barbelzebub that is sure do devour any penus forced to enter turning it into a mangina. 2. A vagina with teeth and breathes fire and has a grey pubic beard.
I wouldn't fuck barbelzebub with your dick, her clitosaurus was barking at me with chunks of meat in its teeth.
clitosaurus by girlie man hater September 21, 2004

clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.
Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.
clitosaurus by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Clitosaurus Rex 

A woman who has an enlarged clit; This term could also describe a woman who thinks or acts like she has a dick.
"Brah, i was totally about to go down on this bitch last night right. I pulled her panties off and there was a clitosaurus rex staring me right in the face"

Clitosaurus Rex 

A name for a girl that has a clitoris that is longer than 4 inches.
1.It seems like ever girl I know is a Clitosaurus Rex.

2.Damn!!! You got a serious case of Clitosaurus Rex.

3.Girl's named Kenzi

4.Girls that look like guys.
Clitosaurus Rex by Tommyisawesome October 30, 2011

ford clitaurus 

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.
ford clitaurus by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

Clintasaurus 

A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.
Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."
Clintasaurus by teamramrodd January 18, 2012