Clitosaurus
She is a Clitosaurus
Clitosaurus by zmarinelli January 21, 2011
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clitosaurus
1. The cavernous vagina of barbelzebub that is sure do devour any penus forced to enter turning it into a mangina. 2. A vagina with teeth and breathes fire and has a grey pubic beard.
I wouldn't fuck barbelzebub with your dick, her clitosaurus was barking at me with chunks of meat in its teeth.
clitosaurus by girlie man hater September 21, 2004
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clitosaurus
The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)
Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.
Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.
clitosaurus by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007
Clitosaurus Rex
A woman who has an enlarged clit; This term could also describe a woman who thinks or acts like she has a dick.
"Brah, i was totally about to go down on this bitch last night right. I pulled her panties off and there was a clitosaurus rex staring me right in the face"
Clitosaurus Rex by Chris Harless July 7, 2008
Clitosaurus Rex
1.It seems like ever girl I know is a Clitosaurus Rex.
2.Damn!!! You got a serious case of Clitosaurus Rex.
3.Girl's named Kenzi
4.Girls that look like guys.
2.Damn!!! You got a serious case of Clitosaurus Rex.
3.Girl's named Kenzi
4.Girls that look like guys.
Clitosaurus Rex by Tommyisawesome October 30, 2011
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