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clitasaurus 

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?
clitasaurus by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

Clitasaurus 

Noun;
A lesbian dinosaur
Billions of years ago, there roamed a Clitasaurus.
Clitasaurus by BoatsNHoes445 October 14, 2011

Clitasaurus 

is fukkin gay litrally !!!!!!!!!!
biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many girls do u know that look at FHM magazine?????
shes a lez!!!!!!!!!!
Clitasaurus by burger March 30, 2004

Clitasaurus Rex 

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009

clitasaurus rex 

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.
Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex
clitasaurus rex by Tsunami May 26, 2003

Clitasaurus-Rex 

When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.
ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.
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