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Clintons 

a very nice drink that is only sold in kearny, new jersey. ppl travel from far and wide just to get one of these. it makes life very hard for north arlingtoner's because they have to go get one when there friends from kearny just walk out side of there house and clintons are being sold rite there.
me: Hey!, lets walk to kearny to get a clintons!

person: okay, lets go.
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person: my clintons wont open!

me: well idlest u dont have to travel far to get 1.
Clintons by Super Steven March 5, 2007
Words you can keep

Clintons 

Money or bills. Referenced from Bill Clinton.
Sarah: How much does the job pay?
Michael: $12 an hour. I'm rollin in the clintons.
Clintons by rip XN May 11, 2008

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.
It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....
Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton 

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.
"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."
Bad Clinton by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016

Clinton Sex 

My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop
Clinton Sex by mangled May 13, 2009
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