Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried

Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."

by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Clintoned

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.

Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021

Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

by Matish May 5, 2021

Clintoned

to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death

Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"

Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!

by Bleachybit May 27, 2024

Hillary Clintoned

Getting murdered but having it made to seem like it was a suicide, especially with a note.

John died last night, from his last interaction I can tell, he got Hillary Clintoned!

by wolvesontheloose December 22, 2023

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019