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To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
by vududady August 18, 2016
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1: To be cheated via dirty, underhanded, no-holds-barred, backroom politics.
2: To parse words to a ridiculous extreme as in “Depends on what your definition of is is."
1: Obama was totally clintoned when Hillary strong-armed the DNC to change the rules after the fact and allow the delegates from Florida and Michigan to count when no other candidate was allowed to campaign there because the DNC specifically instructed them not to!
2:“I count fellatio as ‘sex’ so you’d better not be clintoning me when you say you didn’t have sex with her!"
by JD Ellis February 13, 2008
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To uncontrollably spew shit from your mouth everytime you attempt to speak
Dude I clintoned so badly on obama
by Ffjjvnju March 01, 2017
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When you are killed or something is destroyed or made up about you.
A: rip Seth rich

B: rip him yea he was Clintoned
by Tadoe May 31, 2018
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When someone who has a connection to the Clintons is murdered, but it is ruled a suicide, despite the utter impossibility.
Usage - Another one got Clintoned. This one shot himself 50 times in the back of the head with a 12 gauge, while sky-surfing Mount Everest, then ran himself over with a steam roller several times.
by Binks, Webelf May 04, 2018
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