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Climate changer 

Climate changer is a person who makes a constant effort to help the earth stop Global warming and climate change.

Ie. recycling, using less/no plastic or water bottles. Less electricity, less wasting, more gardening and becoming self-sufficient.
Friend: Hey look that guy is sooo cute!

Me: Yeah but he just littered. Nobody likes a size 12 carbon footprint

Friend: yeah you’re right I’m looking for a climate changer anyways.
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Climate Changer 

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.
Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?
Climate Changer by broseidon420 January 12, 2025

Personal Climate Change 

An unwelcome smell made by a person.
"Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."

climate change 

A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America.

The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo.

Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever.

If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists?

Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air?

Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?
Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.
climate change by moonbug November 17, 2006

Climate change 

Change of climate, a change in global or regional climate patterns. attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.
bob: If climate change doesn't stop 4/20/69 won't happen!

climate change: *Stops*
Climate change by crack head 64 September 26, 2019

Climate change 

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

Climate Change denial 

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.
dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice
Climate Change denial by king-juju December 10, 2019
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