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Clickslap 

Clickslap or Clickslapping

Clicking on online ads of a company who has wronged you.

Ads cost the company money each time they are clicked on. Sense they have cost you money, you are going to cost them money by Clickslapping their ads.
Jeff was so mad at his bank for charging him an over draft fee, he Googled them and then Clickslap their ads like a hundred times. Ads costs the bank money each time they are clicked on so Jeff Clickslapped his overdraft fee back plus some for his trouble.
Clickslap by clickslaped March 23, 2011
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clickalate 

multiple clickings of a computer mouse
Frederick clickalated the mouse unitl the buttons fell off

clickstalk 

to gather personal information about a person over the internet, often for devious and malignant purposes.
My ex started sending hatemail to my girlfriend. She found my girlfriend's address when she was clickstalking me on facebook.
clickstalk by reddragonakai January 14, 2008

clicksand 

A webpage that captures an individual in an endless stream of consecutive page clicks. Typically found in wiki-style websites where users are presented with paragraphs filled with branching informational links on a number of topics. The more one struggles to complete the sequence of links, the harder it is to escape. May result in browser crashes due to tab overload.
"The graduate student wasted seven hours after an errant search leading to tvtropes.com. Productivity quickly fell victim to the pit of clicksand found therein."
clicksand by cjp87 March 12, 2013

cockslap 

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.
"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"
cockslap by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

Cockslap Face 

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."
Cockslap Face by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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