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Clickslap

Clickslap or Clickslapping

Clicking on online ads of a company who has wronged you.

Ads cost the company money each time they are clicked on. Sense they have cost you money, you are going to cost them money by Clickslapping their ads.
Jeff was so mad at his bank for charging him an over draft fee, he Googled them and then Clickslap their ads like a hundred times. Ads costs the bank money each time they are clicked on so Jeff Clickslapped his overdraft fee back plus some for his trouble.
by clickslaped March 23, 2011
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clickalate

multiple clickings of a computer mouse
Frederick clickalated the mouse unitl the buttons fell off
by Frederick aka Mr Awkward November 15, 2009
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clickstalk

to gather personal information about a person over the internet, often for devious and malignant purposes.
My ex started sending hatemail to my girlfriend. She found my girlfriend's address when she was clickstalking me on facebook.
by reddragonakai January 14, 2008
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clicksand

A webpage that captures an individual in an endless stream of consecutive page clicks. Typically found in wiki-style websites where users are presented with paragraphs filled with branching informational links on a number of topics. The more one struggles to complete the sequence of links, the harder it is to escape. May result in browser crashes due to tab overload.
"The graduate student wasted seven hours after an errant search leading to tvtropes.com. Productivity quickly fell victim to the pit of clicksand found therein."
by cjp87 March 12, 2013
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cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.
"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"
by warren November 26, 2002
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Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019
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Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.
"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

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by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013
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