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Take heed, Celstons are extremely combustible and can cause EXPLOSIONS. Celston is the male deity of destruction and chaos. When he doesn't know how to control his strength everything a Celston touches is destroyed. He is athletic and strong in stature. Women worship the ground a Celston walks on. A Celston can appear extremely mean and rude but is actually very kind when untaunted. Celstons have a strong musical ability. Celstons are also extremely artistic.
Yo! What's wrong with him? Give him some time, he's just being a Celston.
celston by shadowontherize May 15, 2016
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Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

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To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

colston crew 

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One of Britains most prolific and vicious ever gangs. Based in Newton Abbot with conections all over the UK.
jim: I got bashed by the colston crew

Colston

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A little boy who always complains and cries while spending daddy's money on 2k. Also fakes injuries like walking on to the field and hurting themselves to play Xbox. Is non athletic and very weak.
Did you see that fool Colston lose that basketball 1v1 by 20?
Colston by Ben Dover 69420 February 24, 2020

celton

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Another word for hunkalicious

Also see sexilicous.
Example 1 - 'He's so Celton! I just want to sex him up!'
celton by 20MG!5H4NN0N May 12, 2008

Colston

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Usually very smart tall handsome dark skinned crazy very funny love to roast poeple he mainly likes to say 5 seconds of roast and loves to play 2k and black ops and madden
I love the Colston i have met already
Colston by Jade_west February 11, 2017

pull a celton 

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to caress someone's leg in a very awkward manner.
"DUDE! you did not just pull a celton on me!"
pull a celton by Uncle Toast January 26, 2009
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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