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As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
Words you can keep
adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity
Dam chestons such a dum ass

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"
Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

urban chestnut 

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013

Chestbonz 

The person who takes the biggest bong rips.
Damn, that hit was huge. You da chestbonz!
Chestbonz by T-Rux April 22, 2008

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.
A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011
Word of the Day on August 9, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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