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Cheston

As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
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Cheston

adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.
by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
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Cheston

A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity
Dam chestons such a dum ass
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Chestnut Topper

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.
Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"
by catdog29 July 4, 2012
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urban chestnut

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.
Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.
by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013
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Chestbonz

Damn, that hit was huge. You da chestbonz!
by T-Rux April 22, 2008
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old chestnut

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.
A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...
by FeO2 August 20, 2011
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