Cheston 

As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.

You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)

Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015

Cheston 

adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.

I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.

Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009

Cheston 

A complete dumb ass with no friends no life and no sense of style he or she will never loose there virginity

Dam chestons such a dum ass

Cheston by Ben Dover so I can 69 the thir March 2, 2019

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

urban chestnut 

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.

Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.

urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013

Chestbonz 

The person who takes the biggest bong rips.

Damn, that hit was huge. You da chestbonz!

Chestbonz by T-Rux April 22, 2008

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...

old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011