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1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.
While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.
clefton by Chosney September 15, 2003
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Clifton Car Bomb 

An Alcoholic beverage made up of two main ingredients Natural Light or Ice and a shot of Vladimir Vodka or Bankers Club (only if Vladdy is not available) you simply drop the shot into the beer and drink as fast as possible trying to bite back the taste of vomit. This drink is typically served at a high school party in Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania or the towns immediately adjacent to Clifton such as Springfield, Upper Darby, Darby, Aldan and Landsdowne.
Jeff: I want to get fucked up tonight but i don't have much money, what should i do?
Crowd of Ninjas (from Clifton): We would suggest some Clifton Car Bombs.
Clifton Car Bomb by JHitch November 3, 2010

cliftonland 

a place you reach by being under the influence, a drug induced nirvana.
Man, I was so smashed last night that I was in Cliftonland.

The beast of Clifton 

The beast of Clifton is found usually around Clifton dam or Clifton Marina. This beast is around 5’11 and extremely malnourished. It’s hunts for its food such as fish and squirrels but sometimes gets the odd dog or two
Bro did you see that in the trees I think it might be the beast of Clifton
A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.
Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.
Clenton by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020

Clifton li

In Canada, Clifton Li is to mean

"The Brotha of All Dads"
Allan: Yo man, your dad is super l337 pwnz0rs of a playa.
Clem: Indeed, He is the Clifton Li.
Clifton li by Jehu July 6, 2004

Cleftomaniac 

Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac
Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces
Cleftomaniac by maatagadu February 26, 2009
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