When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.
Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.
by ass-spread-wide-open February 09, 2011
When you find a homeless man on the street (preferably mexican, latin american, etc.) and blow your load right on his face when he is taking a nap. Once he wakes up, you punch him right in his fucking face. Leave him knocked out with a dildo sticking out his ass! Classic!
by ass-spread-wide-open February 01, 2011