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Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.
Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007
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A word used to descibe something that is not dirty but not exactly clean. usualy clothes.
this shirt is clerty i only wore it for a few hours
clerty by Missy McCullough January 11, 2008
is an Irish last name that is derived from O'Cleary, Cleireoch, and MacCleary. The motto for "Cleary's" is "Always faithful" or "Fidelity is my glory".

They tend to be sarcastic and upbeat. Usually always down for drinking a beer from about 12pm onwards. Mostly a happy bunch.
Person: Steve Cleary is a reliable clerk!

Person2: Yeah, grab Tom Cleary, he'll hang out with us at the pub.
Cleary by irishreppin October 25, 2009
Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.
Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.
clefty by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."
Dirty Cleats by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Cleary'd 

A terrible failure at a task/quest,That should be naturally easy to the person carrying out said task/quest.
When a person performs badly in a game "Dude you cleary'd it".
Cleary'd by Melvin Harris March 13, 2018
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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