When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

Cleated by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Related Words

cleated • Deep Cleated • decleated • cheated • cleaned • Cleared • cleaned out • cleaned up • Cleaved • Cleared It

Cleated

Dont ever use this it isn’t a real term but if a retard ever says it know that they meant to say kicked by a cleat

P1 Dude i got cleated
P2 Wtf
P1 I GOT CLEATED
P2 Wtf does that mean
P1 Hhhhh dumbass i was hit by a cleat
P2 Nobody says cleated

Cleated by Fates_Envy October 22, 2019

De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

De-Cleated by The Switz November 3, 2009

Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.

"dude i just deep cleated your mom"

Deep Cleated by footpenetration August 24, 2011

getting cleaned up for the weekend

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...

shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

getting cleaned up for the weekend by meporkinurmom April 27, 2011

cleared out

(Phrase) The feeling when your high has worn off.

Jules: Hey you can’t drive you just smoked.

Heather: No, it’s fine I am all cleared out.

cleared out by Monkey Bar November 14, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026