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Certy guy effect 

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.
THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”
Certy guy effect by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018
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Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.
Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.
clefty by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006

The Clertin

The act of having Big Bird and The Jack in the Box Guy in court and Jack making fun of a poor defenseless handicaped child.
"Hahaha! The Clertin?!?" J. Box
"I Oughta' Kick your ass." - B. Bird
The Clertin by Ottovan March 4, 2009
The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.
I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.
Clertiary by The Yosiation August 17, 2021
descibes clothes that have been worn, so they're not clean but not too dirty to wear again. A mix between dirty and clean.
my pants are clirty, so dont wash them yet.
clirty by amosquito September 7, 2005
Something that is unclean/disgusting. West of Scotland version of the word.
That bin is totally clarty
Clarty by Jane Boulter April 2, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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