THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like
Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like
Henry the eighth”
Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU
LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”