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Cleany is our lord and Savior
Cleany by DarkKnight242 July 18, 2020

Cleany shrimp 

When your gurlfriend sucks on your cock for a prolong period of time while you chill out (more relaxing than a blow job a.k.a suck fun). Generally performed when you are tired or after sex.
Glynn: can you be a cleany shrimp later?
Laura: hell yeah!

Glynn *smug face*
Cleany shrimp by d'baba April 24, 2011

Pull a Cleany 

Being able to drive smoothly and quickly through a set of green traffic lights, or across a multi-laned road, without needing to slow down or use ones brakes.
Roger: "Wow, you managed to get through those traffic lights without even needing to slow down."
Jacob: "Yeah, there were no cars slowing down in front of me, so it meant I could pull a cleany."
Pull a Cleany by Pairy Henus May 25, 2008

cleandirty 

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.
cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean 

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010
The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy
Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen
Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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