Skip to main content
Short man with a short penis. Another word for short man syndrome. Business success. Liar and manipulator.
Clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at Mrs. Jones house.
Clardy by Rudeboi Cool P January 11, 2017
Words you can keep

hannah clardy

A nice emo, generally with blonde hair, likes to fuck shit up and steal shit. Soooooooooo, basically the best person ever. (Usally a Lesbian, due to trademark services and shit.) Don't agree? Well GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Duuuuuuuude, did you see Hannah Clardy back there? She FUCKED shit up, man.
hannah clardy by SamtheHam January 24, 2015
Related Words
Clardy hannah clardy clarky Clarty cardy clard clarky cat Clarry chardy claddy
A Clarys is someone who isn’t afraid to express herself, she’s optimistic and can withstand many hardships that’s happened to her. She’s mysterious, she always sees the bright in every situation, we don’t know what’s actually going through her head. She’s really likeable and nothing will stop her from smiling through the toughest of times. She’s got one of the greatest personalities and is always willing to help those who are in need; she always sees the bright side of people and it’s quite amazing. She’s under appreciated and deserves a lot more.
Person 1: dude look at her, she’s so cool.
Person 2: of course, that’s a Clarys
Clarys by K_S19 May 1, 2019

Clary Fray 

Clary Fray is one of the main characters in Cassandra Clare's novel series, The Mortal Instruments.

Clary was born in the mundane (human) world and brought up as one of them when her mother ran away from her husband while pregnant. After meeting Jace Wayland and the others Clary soon finds out that she is a Shadowhunter and can see demons and downworlders. She soon discovers that she is different to other Shadowhunters as she has the ability to create new runes.

Clary is described as being stubborn and hot-headed.
Jace Wayland (Shadowhunter): What's an eBay?
Clary Fray: A mythical place of great magical power.
Clary Fray by FlushedToilet April 25, 2011

clarky cat 

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye
"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"
clarky cat by eViLegion January 25, 2005

clarky cat 

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.
Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.
clarky cat by andy mackay May 22, 2006
A cardboard version of the actor Ben Hardy who played Roger Taylor in the film Bohemian Rhapsody. The cutout is currently in the possession of co-star Joe Mazzello, who has perpetuated many jokes about a potential relationship between himself and cardboard Ben.
It’s just a bit weird Joe, I mean what exactly are you doing with Cardy B?
cardy b by urpalindrome March 13, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next