1. v. it. - to slowly become whiter and gayer every day, whilst annoying everyone you talk to 
2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
2. v. t. - to annoy the shit out of someone, possibly making them stupider and whiter by talking to them
1.  Dude I heard andreas has been clarkying since last year. 
2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
2. Dude stop clarkying me! I can feel my intelligence dropping, and look! I just got paler!
by fethi March 7, 2005
Get the clarkymug. someone who is rediculously goofy.  alternatively used by zookeepers as a nickname for the small birds that pick the poo kernals out of rhinosaurus's asses
by stella_artois January 27, 2005
Get the clarkymug. New England slang meaning, informally, “shit.” Unknown origin but in many rural, and some urban, areas of the upper East coast you can say this word and have it understood as “a particularly foul shit, especially incontinent in nature.”
by longpussy  July 18, 2020
Get the clarkiemug. A Clarky is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet.  A Clarky can be either gender as long as they posess all the qualities a kickass person should.
by Speakdatruth April 15, 2006
Get the Clarkymug. 

