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North east english term for wet and muddy ground conditions
Oh no the ground is really Clarty out after all the rain
Clarty by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007
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Clarty • clart • clarted • Carty • clarky • charty • Clarity • clarky cat • Clarry • Clarting
Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.
Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.
Clarty by Concorde40 May 20, 2019
Northern English phrase.

Meaning muddy or dirty.

Also something over the top or unecessary.
The ground is clarty today.

She's got a clarty name.
Clarty by Madensky July 31, 2011
Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.
Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.
Clarty by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Post Nut Clarity 

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

post-nut clarity 

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3
post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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