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A deadpan delivery of a clearly sarcastic statement with no hints of it being sarcastic, leading recipients of the statement to believe it was unsarcastic.
Arthur: Hey Ben, why do you think that german girl described your snapchat stories as sexually emasculating?
Ben: Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it. It was just a clarasm. You will be able to pick her jokes up when you get to know her better.
Clarasm by Vanthiel May 25, 2021
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charasmatic

Full of life. The perfect concoction of fun, joy, peace and wisdom all in one characteristic. A charasmatic person will make you want to jump up and down, do a cartwheel and sing all at the same time. They always see life in a positive way.
My friend Joe is just soooo charasmatic! I just love being around him!
charasmatic by DanielleJane July 2, 2008

Carasmit 

Meaning struck with fire or lightning, can also be set on fire. Past-Tense, present tense is carasmite.
Sadly, the house was already carasmit before we got there.
Carasmit by WordLetterAntonym October 27, 2020

Charasmarrogant 

When one is considered to be very arrogant by others, however the way the person portrays themself also makes them quite likeable and charasmatic, so it is hard for people to be offended by their arrogance.
Man1: Man that John Morrison is so arrogant!
Girl1: Yeah but the way he does it...he's also very charasmatic....
Man2: I suppose you could say he's..CHARASMARROGANT
All: SUPER DUPER DAY!
Charasmarrogant by GuruOfGreatness69 November 28, 2009

ClaraMae 

Claramae is the biggest of the gays
Ur a claramae
ClaraMae by WN_Jay February 21, 2019
a philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions. some of the principles include the idolization of the physical features that the creators of the philosophy have and the extreme distaste for those of men. those that follow clarism are known as "clarists" and are known for their attractiveness and intelligence. clarists also believe that anyone more beautiful than Clara and her companions simply does not exist and that they must be a glitch in the fabric of reality.
person: wow look at those girls, they totally fit the beauty standard of clarism
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.

Claramentum

The Guardian Angel of patience who teaches that a conscientious spirit brings ones heart into a state of peace, to ignite the virtue of patience, leading to the harmonious unification of ones being with all things. Similar to the High Priestess, meditative, unmoving, unreactive, whole, benevolent. Claramentum is the state that preceeds the true realization of ones pure identity beyond that of the physical and 3rd dimensions, the identity of ones spirit. Claramentum recognizes that all people, all things are our soulmate, this recognition extends to am omnipresent state that recognizes the self in all things and therefore embraces them with agarpe love which is the true nature that all human spirit originates from. Numerological number association is 33, Christ Like consciousness in the Law of One and Service to Others. Claramentum in everyday life represents twinflames, romantic soulmate union and catalystic personal evolution that surpasses familiar states of consciousness into realms of higher awareness within more advanced dimensions in the multi dimensional field.
Every emotion I have tells me if I am drifting closer to or further from myself, my true being is the Claramentum guiding me home to the truth in feelings, so I may feel wrong within when a thing is false unto my soul and compelled toward the truth where I feel whole once again and always was, though I could not see until now.
Claramentum by JSchwab April 8, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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