Clapck

The sound heard when a man's ball sack smacks against a girl's pussy or taint area while he fucks her in the anus. The harder the penetration the louder the clapck. As well as the looser his testicles are, the better the sound effect.

Girl: I love the clapck when your testicles smack my twat.

Clapck by t0nydehtigeh October 13, 2010

clackwaggler 

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)

I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.

clackwaggler by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006

Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.

Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

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Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.

Clickety-clack by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

Clackamas Claw 

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

Clackamas Claw by PDXS March 28, 2010

Clacky 

The irritating noise made when you need a drink.

"Get a drink clacky mouth."

Clacky by mattyp01 March 11, 2013

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

clickety clackety by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017

cluek clack 

One who is crippled and walks on crutches

"OH NO! Here he comes" *Cluek Clack* *Clueck Clack*

cluek clack by N-wordluv3rsun1ght September 17, 2019