clackwaggler

Mobile phone user (invariably female) given to inane, loud conversations with other (invariably female) users during which the phrases "Yeah" "I know" and "Did he?" will be uttered metronomically. When not talking on the phone, clackwagglers will be texting. When not texting they can be observed gripping their phones tightly, scanning them every 15 seconds waiting for them to ring.
(British English)

I boarded the 18.23 train and moved to the quiet car only to be surrounded by a bunch of irritating clackwagglers.

by Wordsmithz May 25, 2006

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022